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Maryellen Mooney Best Babysitter

Maryellen Mooney Bad Babysitter Most babysitters sit on their asses watching TV. British chick Maryellen Mooney found herself in charge of a social awkward thirteen year old boy in onesies pajamas acting infantile and knew exactly what to do. She took him downstairs and danced for him then encouraged him to touch her titties and stuff his hand down her underwear. The Lord's work. Instead of a medal they arrested her. The kid's parents called her all sorts of horrible names even though the dad probably put her up to it to drive the gay out of his son. Mooney was supposed get jail time but the judge suspended her sentence in lieu of classes on things not to do when around middle school boys. Like giving them booze or shoving their fingers up your twat and yelling, Fuck me, Peter Pan. At thirteen in Northern Syria you're already married to a chick with a stash and killing infidels. We're criminalizing free titty feels. No kidding this is a battle of ideologies.

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