Sarah Silverman Topless Again

Sarah Silverman doesn’t have a ton of competition for bleak personal flicks about midlife Jewish women suffering untold and unseen emotional traumas. Especially when she agrees to take SAG minimum and promote the film on her robust Twitter. Box Office Mojo makes it much harder these days for everyone to lie about having seen this movie and insisting others do the same. I saw the numbers. Nineteen people went opening week. Barely a minyan. Even depressed Jewish women have better things to do with their time than spend two hours seeing a depressed Jewish woman with much nicer tits than they. Xanax and a mani pedi is clearly more inspiring. You can’t eat popcorn with dental implants. I want my money back. I am the nineteen.

Photo Credit: “I Smile Back” Egoli Tossell Film