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November 2, 2015 | WTF | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Among the list of costumes not to wear to a U.S. Army base on a Halloween, a lifelike suicide bomber costume complete with replica take me to see Allah bomb vest. You have to wonder the thought process involved in prepping that costume for the Fort Bragg party. Oh, man, the guys are going to think this is hilarious. The Fort gates was sealed and the Hurt Locker dudes in ordinance disposal showed up to sweep the area. The soldier was not identified, but will probably be known henceforth as that sad sack who’s been on latrine duty like forever. Things that are funny at regular office parties don’t always translate to military settings. Like suicide bomber costumes. Or getting loaded and telling your boss he’s an asshole. Where’s the fun in being a soldier? You do get to kill people. Even Google doesn’t offer that. Though they would if it encouraged employees to spend more time at work.