Bella Hadid Seems to Be Making Good Choices

The Weeknd cast his eighteen year old girlfriend Bella Hadid in the role of Asian Strip Club Whore in his new music video designed specifically to cause epileptic seizures. If you close your eyes, The Weeknd sounds remarkably like Michael Jackson, pre-Neverland. But you can’t close your eyes. Thriller doesn’t hold up thirty three years later. This doesn’t hold up even to the end of the six minutes.

Bella Hadid, along with her sister Gigi Hadid, are following in the footsteps of their mother Yolanda Foster who used to big time model but now spends her days calling Grindr captain Andy Cohen on Bravo and lamenting her celebrity lyme disease. Yolanda’s husband David Foster just announced he’s divorcing her because fifty one and lyme disease is no forty and supermodel still offering oral. It’s unclear what’s to become of the daughters. Dating black men with silly stage names seems inevitable. It’s the most racist thing happening today in Hollywood that nobody complains about because copious amounts of hot white girl teen pussy isn’t worth a civil rights claim. I just want her to be happy. And spray for deer ticks in her yard. Lyme disease is hunting down female celebrities like a mofo.