Burt Reynolds Says Charlie Sheen Deserved The AIDS

Burt Reynolds who is at the age when you can say whatever the fuck you want, shocked a British TV talk show audience by declaring that Charlie Sheen got what he deserved with his HIV diagnosis. Shocking insomuch as he was teed up to say something sympathetic to a daytime audience of ladies with knee fat instead of the truth. Getting fucked up and barebacking porn stars and trannies isn’t the same health regimen as green tea colonics and twenty minutes on the Tony Little Gazelle. Nobody cried for the Marlboro man when he got lung cancer. Except for the Marlboro woman and the little Marlboro kids.

The AIDS has had a publicity campaign for twenty five years pushing the sexually transmitted disease as a completely undeserving plague. Everybody not into the Quran or Bible super heavy agrees that death isn’t the proper punishment for ass fucking, but a solid silent majority like Reynolds causally believe that fucking an ass with The AIDS will net you The AIDS and stop your blubbering. Reynolds himself was the the subject of some of the first HIV rumors in the 80’s after Rock Hudson died and Reynolds  lost fifty pounds and looked like shit. He never made a decent movie again but he lived long enough to say shit other people are scared to say because we live in times that have confused chicken-shittedness for civility. Get ’em, Bandit.

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