Late December is a time to think about maybe changing jobs in the coming year. I’m thinking about becoming an assassin. Because of gun control legislation I’ll kill my targets by forcing them to eat Chipotle on compromised immune systems. Locally sourced organic e coli is the healthiest. If it’s Christmas Eve and you’re at work wondering if your hair is long enough t cover your tits in photos, it might be time to consider a career change. Like modeling without your hair covering your tits. It’s same work but the pay is dramatically better. If that fur is more real than your breasts, I’m calling PETA.
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