Fuller House Seems Compelling (VIDEO)

Several cast members of early 90’s hit family sitcom Full House are reuniting for Fuller House because real life babies and meth habits don’t pay for themselves. One important life lesson completely glossed over by dad in the original series. SAG residuals are nice, but not that nice, so you should plan on working every twenty years or so if you want to eat solid food.

The premise of the reboot is that the girls are all grown up now and have tits you can look at without feeling like a monster. That’s not the worst premise ever. A promo for the Netflix series coming in February shows the two daughters from the show now in their 30’s shimmying along with the girl who played their nosy friend fired up with cortisone shots to her injured back because paycheck. I could probably watch this for 22-minutes. I’m not sure what happens when they start speaking, but it’s when I’d go mute and imagine I was Uncle Jesse getting a Tanner girl sandwich. The baby from the original show won’t be back because she grew up into two chicks with boatloads of licensed merchandise cash and unlimited cartons of cigarettes. I give this show three stars without seeing it. Four if I never have to.