Khloe Kardashian Still Trying

For years a large cadre of marketers, scientists, and industrial engineers have been working to make Khloe Kardashian physically appealing to men outside the niche of black rappers who like to bang fat white girl ass. Is it working? It’s trying.

Khloe Kardashian is often seen as the redheaded stepchild among the whorish coven of sisters. She can’t seem to starve herself thin and can’t make an out of wedlock baby despite being barebacked constantly in stasis rooms set to mimic body temperatures and humidity saturations. When you see the first bead of sweat forming on her ass, fire. Nothing? Who will be the next generation of objectified fuck toys? That’s our battle cry. Would you like more oysters and Cristal? Keep cumming.

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