Kim Zolciak Pregnant, Not Pregnant Photos

The biggest problem in bitching about Kim Zolciak’s before and after pregnant photos on Instagram is you explaining why you follow Kim Zolciak on Instagram. Catatonia patients in recliners have an excuse for not changing the channel. If for some odd reason you don’t want to see some mindless attention whore posting photos of her dilated uterus, click over to CNN. Don Lemon’s about to subtly mention his gay again.

Zolciak claims she posts baby making body recovery photos to inspire other women. Just like she’s fucking your boyfriend to get you to start noticing the good guy you’ve got. It’s all lies but people who spend any time in their day updating themselves on some stranger’s reproductive organs can’t handle the truth. It’s a sick game that takes two to play. If ISIS refined their kills list to truly horrible reality TV whores we’d probably give them a pass. Here’s her address. Allahu Akbar. We never met.

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