Lindsay Lohan in A Bikini

December 8, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

In her first magazine appearance in over a year, Lindsay Lohan modeled for a series of blown out bikini pictures in NoTofu magazine. That’s No Tofu. Wait a few minutes. Somebody back at HQ rotated the brightness and contrast buttons until Lohan looked less fat. Or visible to the naked eye. The images meet the proof of life standards that keeps Lindsay’s creditors from filing final paperwork. In this era when so many American youth are off to the Middle East for decent shawarma and Jihadi terror training, it’s reassuring to see one ex-pat content with ditching her homeland just to get snoggered in peace. Is that a bomb in your knickers? Just kidding, I can see you’re not wearing any panties.

Photo Credit: NoTofu

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