Melanie Griffith Pre-Cogging Trolls

Melanie Griffith isn’t getting older, she’s getting wiser. Wise enough to head off trolls calling her an overworked plasticine mummy face before it even happens. Griffith has grown weary of the constant negative comments about her frozen looks so she’s countered by posting unfiltered photos of herself and daring people to say mean things. Because mean people suck. As opposed to 58 year old moms who feel a need for acceptance on Instagram.

If you feel too old to be at the hot club, maybe don’t go to the hot club. People are less judgmental at Soup Plantation and drinks are alway a buck ninety-nine. I’m sorry social media didn’t exist when people would’ve written kindly about wanting to cum super hard on your tits. You missed your window. You can’t win this battle. Nor can you probably stop. I’ve seen this story before. It doesn’t end well. Are you smiling or are your servos contracting?

Photo credit: Melanie Griffith Instagram