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Miss Colombia Takes One on the Chin

December 31, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments


Miss Colombia now believes her crowning and uncrowning humiliation on national television was an intentional ratings stunt by producers that left her, her country, and Latinas around the globe the victims of pageant rape. The crown has a high price. Pageant rape and pink eye are but two.

Arianda Guitierrez is easy to support because she looks like Sofia Vergara who you’ve wanted to fuck as an archetype before you even met her. Big tits, full lips, Spanish accent. That’s your winning Tinder profile.

It was very humiliating for me, but also for the whole country and for all the people not only from Colombia but the other Latinos that were in the auditorium.

The South American nation really has been holding out for a hero since Pablo Escobar was killed and none of the next generation narco or communist terrorists had any personality. On the upside, Vivid lowered the cliche boom and offered Fake Sofia Vergara one million dollars to appear in porn where she could be literally fucked by a bald black dude. Guitierrez says she’s turning down the offer because her parents would kill her, which is quite a different response than I would never take money for sex. Pageant girls are inherently practical. Why waste a good waxing?

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