Tamara Ecclestone Defined By Breastfeeding

Tamara Ecclestone has joined the chorus of women fighting the stigma of breastfeeding that doesn’t exist by sharing photos of her nursing excessively old toddlers. Ecclestone follows the pro forma breastfeeding dogma by explaining that nursing is super duper natural and what everyone did for eons before bottles and nannies and organic mashed peas. Sort of like how everyone used to shit next to the acacia before indoor plumbing or whip their slaves for refusing to answer to Toby. As a retired heiress in her 20’s, Ecclestone has a lot of time to ponder on the enchantment of nursing and how she probably wouldn’t get the same public support for her other primary activity of high end boutique shopping. Keep the photos coming. It’s important to completely ignore the fact that nobody gives a shit what you do in private by making it excessively public. Lucky kid. I call next.

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