Tawny Jordan sounds like the name of the fantasy chick I wrote about in my high school virgin diaries. My Tawny had an amazing ass too. I’d tell her to assume the fuck position while she told me how I was way smarter than a B-minus in Algebra. Damn Tawny could grind. She was also second bassoon in the marching band and ran a charity for hungry children of half-Asian descent. Half-smart, half-hungry, it’s a horrible blight. My world fell apart when Tawny started banging more popular guys at school. I never really got over it. She also gave me the clap. Imaginary girlfriend from hell. I need to look her up on Facebook to see how fat she got.
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