Ann Kathrin Brommel Glistens

Soccer players get the world’s best tail. On the whole. This is the young wife of the fey German soccer player who made a name for himself in the last World Cup in Brazil. Mario Gotze. What a plotz. Something nobody says as he bangs his hot skinny oiled down lingerie model wife. Everybody’s pessimistic about the future so they talk about global warming and ethnic holocausts. Nobody mentions we’re about thirty years away from sex toys that look and act and feel indistinguishable from this chick. Not everybody can play striker for their national team. Even the playing field. Androids don’t have families you have to hang out with and they don’t get their periods. Baristas will suddenly get much hotter. Bring on 2050. President Chelsea Clinton will provide.

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