Click Charged With Criminal Assault

Melissa Click who is a professor of something unimportant at the University of Missouri was charged in court with some lesser assault for grabbing at the camera of a student reporter trying to film a campus protest last Fall. if convicted, Click faces the real possibility of losing her fake teaching job which would be rough since her job skills consist of watching television, thinking about what’s on television, and beating up television reporters.

You may recall Click as the hyperventilating hippy teacher who called for some ‘student muscle’ to come and remove a college reporter from the student ‘safe space’ that had been created to keep the press out of their free speech protest, because college kids simply no longer get irony. Any rapper can tell you that grabbing cameras is a no-no. As is threatening or inciting violence on the press. Doing so on camera completes the trifecta of stupid that costs Kanye about $200,000 in settlements with paparazzi annually.

The judicial system generally goes easy on protestors with the understanding that whatever they’re protesting probably has some underlying social merit so they’re by extension, do-gooders. This University protest was labeled as a black student rights event, though it seemed to attract a heavy amount of bored white kids looking to be part of the not contextually related cause to erase their student debt. There were also some lady teachers like Click who wanted to share Neil Young concert experiences and fuck a few of the black kids. There’s calling for muscle and then there’s calling for muscle. We’ll have to wait until the film’s developed.