Since her divorce, Hilary Duff has joined Tinder, lost twenty pounds and her bra. You can’t go outside these days without seeing her tits. All the women’s magazines are breathlessly covering her changing hair color just to avoid the topic of her tits for half a second. Everyone’s collectively embarrassed by how hard she’s cruising for a new daddy for her baby. I can smell your perfume through the picture. What’s in the bag? Just kidding. I already know it’s even more tits. Somebody marry Lizzie McGuire again so she can eat. Of course the blow jobs are only for the engagement. Stop asking stupid questions.
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