Kardashian Nibbles on A Kit Kat (VIDEO)

Now that each of the Kardashian sisters have launched their own pay sites and app, they’ve had to enhance their content with premium shit beyond the shout outs, platitudes, and general tit grifting they do on their free media channels. Smart people don’t have that much interesting to share. Vapid ambulatory pie holes even less. The production teams behind the apps are scrambling to turn any little shit they can post into a sensational reveal.

Today Kourtney Kardashian showed her paid subscribers how the Kardashian girls were taught to eat a Kit-Kat in the second grade. It’s lighthearted fun for her encephalitic mega-fans until you realize the kiddy candy bar nibbling exercises were a crass element of the early whore training regimen instilled by Kris Jenner. It’ like watching an old Super-8 of cute toe-head kids beating on tom-toms until they start reciting a pledge of allegiance to Hitler and you start feeling a little sick. Tell me again how you lick the outside for twenty minutes until the flavor explosion comes? Oh, mommy’s so proud of you. You may eat today.