Maitland Ward Renaissance

Maitland Ward is an example of a TV actress now grown past hiring age realizing they can still make money teasing their tubes on social media and attending niche live events. This is part of that New Economy people have been writing about for twenty years and which I just assumed meant online porn and it basically does. TV actresses termed out at thirty used to have to go to Romania to film fetish porn to supplement their residual income. Now it’s Comic-Con and online magazines for drone enthusiasts. If you want to smell like unfiltered Camels and radishes, it’s now your choice. Thank Al Gore. He alone understood the need for guys married to fat chicks to have a place where they could be happy into their middle years. Between that an global warming he’s batting .500. Not too shabby.

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