(Last 2 Days) Mr. Skin and Naked News $99 Lifetime Deal Extended Through New Year’s

The FTC is coming down hard as they can, which means not at all, on sites like BuzzFeed and HuffPo and HairyBearAss.com who pretend their advertiser sponsored editorial are actual unbiased content. Make no mistake, this is an ad. But it’s for tits, so it’s stuff red blooded American men want in copious amounts.

Lifetime Forever Membership to Mr. Skin for Just $99

Lifetime Forever Membership to Naked News for Just $99

The twin sites of Mr. Skin (naked female celebrities) and Naked News (naked female newscasters) are busting their collective softcore asses to get to their quota for end of 2015. This means one sweet deal. They cost about $140 annually usually. Now they’re $99 one time for a lifetime, no rebills ever. That’s a big fucking bargain. If you’ve ever thought about signing up, do it now. Buy some lube. Work yourself over. It’s New Year’s. This is America. Stroke for democracy.