Olivia Palermo in A Bikini

January 6, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Every New Year’s this New York socialite chick goes down to St. Bart’s with her socialite French boyfriend and they make out and fuck on the beach and look pretty damn happy. You could read an STD prevention pamphlet aloud with a French accent and hot women with options will still jump you bareback. It’s akin to being black but you can have a tiny willie and still pull it off. There’s no vice-versa rule when you go to France with an American accent. They despise you and email ISIS your whereabouts. Try a puppy or pretending you’re a filmmaker. Pussy has never been free.

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