Picabo Street Pushed Her Dad Down the Stairs

Picabo Street who was a major star in women’s sports so you’ve never had remembered her except for her sweet ass name pushed her 76-year old dad down two flights of stairs then locked him in the basement. One of those two things is illegal super illegal. Additional charges applied because she rolled her old man in front of her children, which is considered a flagrant foul in Utah. Versus alerting them that they have different moms who happen to be sisters which is kosher. In a non-Jewish way.

Street was pissed off that her dad bumped her house with his car. I think we’ve all been there with older drivers. AARP political power means we’ll never be completely rid of senior drivers. but if the more visible among us start tossing more of them down the stairs after fender benders, we might see a decline. Yes, I’m aware the accelerator and brake are both pedals, but that’s where the comparison ends. Damn, I remember when you taught me how to ski. Let’s melt down my gold medal and get you some new teeth. You really fucked up my bannister, old man.