Borat was funny. Then it went straight to turdsville. You’re Mr. Bean with nut sack jokes. Time for papa to get a brand new bag.
How did he land Isla fisher, seriously? (Dlisted)
Kate England is very flexy. It helps in her business. (Last Men On Earth)
Olivia Rose is topless and hot as fuck for Jonathan Leder. (Egotastic All-Stars)
The Kardashian clan eats hummus in memory of whore patriarch Robert Kardashian. (TMZ)
Rihanna’s new video is all about her nipples. Which is good because the music sucks. (Drunken Stepfather)
I’d show these nerd girls my lightsaber. (The Chive)
Who needs a bra? Not these chicks. (Radass)