Jessica Simpson Pimping Daughter

There’s nothing but the headline ‘adorable’ on major media outlets regarding Jessica Simpson posting her pre-K daughter with seductive prose. It’s always adorable when mothers sexualize their children. Oh, old man, no? Depending on which music historian or urban dictionary you believe, Kelis Milkshake song is either about her tits or her blow job skills. Kelis has conceded it might be her tits. Her lips are sealed on the blow jobs. She’s had one song. She’s had time to reflect. Nobody believes Jessica Simpson wants her little daughter to give all the boys blow jobs. That’s obscene. Not until lawful age in Texas and then only men who can help you get studio time. Then obscene but no longer chargeable. Ask Grandpa when the time comes for questions on technique. Mommy makes the money and quit that nasty business years ago.

Photo Credit: Instagram