Half the hot models in the world have gone through the five post-DiCaprio donging stages of loss. Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and What Do I Do With a DiCaprio Personal Check for $250,000? Unlike a terminal diagnosis, you sort of have to blame yourself for letting Leo stick you with any hopes of receiving more than that close-out cash and an NDA. Intense workouts never hurt. Clears the semen from the body. Avoid watching celebrity global warming speeches for the next twelve months. It gets better.
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