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Target Goes Gender Neutral

February 12, 2016 | WTF | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments


Target could’ve just stopped sorting their kids bedding aisle by boys blue space ranger crap on one side and girls pink princess crap on the other and mixed and matched their Chinese slave labor sewn blankets. Instead they announced a corporate policy to go ‘gender neutral’ with their kids bedding because packs of three year olds were marching in the street demanding a socially progressive unscientific view on gender identity. According to their corporate spokesperson who had a ton of time to come up with a far more meaningful bit of bullshit:

Girls like rockets and basketball. And boys like ponies.

Which isn’t actually true except on the margins. But it’s a convenient thing to say when shilling for sales point in a world where the LGBT lobby has ironically become The Man. I’d love to see the sales figures on boys picking ponies over rockets. This isn’t as big a deal as the SI Swimsuit pandering because I don’t beat off in the kids bedding aisle at Target. I’d suggest you refrain from the same. They take that shit even more seriously than feigned attempts at achieving gender equality among preschoolers. Maybe this will work and girls will finally invent the rocket ship to get me off this planet. It’s really starting to get lame.

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