Teresa Giudice Hard Time Soft Body

Teresa Guidice is selling her book about hard time in a minimum security Federal penitentiary for eleven months. She found the entire experience exhausting and demeaning to her as a respectable Northern Jersey grifter. The showers were often cold and the mattresses were used. She stayed hard with the rigors of daily yoga and Pilates workouts. She’s still overweight so it’s unclear precisely how rigorous. Guidice’s in that sweet spot when larger women with pit stains can sympathize with her story even though she caught a huge break in sentencing and shows zero signs of remorse. It’s not like she killed somebody. Did they really have to limit her access to eye shadow for a year? Her husband goes away for three years shortly for his involvement in the same financial fraud. I bet he skips the yoga. You don’t want to be known as the flexible guy in the men’s penitentiary. Even white collar criminals miss fucking.

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