Baywatch ran on television for close to ninety-seven years. Longer in Germany and unincorporated areas of rural China. There was one single exceptional moment. When women with jiggling tits ran across the beach in slow-motion. The subsequent hour was a drop off the entertainment cliff. There’s a consensus among people who think with their brains that the Baywatch movie just has to be super shitty. Dudes who think with their dicks are more evenly divided. If these actresses took their tops off and ran there would be no more divide. MPAA general audience approved porn is the worst. Have the decency to bomb with limited nudity like Entourage. Ask for your money back before you go.
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