Seeing this chick who I’m going to call that crazy big titted topless chick in the first season of True Detective shooting a scene for the Baywatch film hoisting an MTV microphone could be the signature shot for how intensely shitty this Viacom movie will be. The manner in which her glorious orbs are covered up by neoprene is the second and more pertinent. The more Paramount releases photos of Zac Efron topless abs on set the more of a gay test this movie becomes. The objectification of men is the world’s most pointless pursuit. Ladies, the robes are killing me. This isn’t the Baywatch I remember. I’d rather drown in Pamela Anderson’s pool.
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