Amy Adams Tits and Olivia Wilde Bush, It’s the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

My ass used to be enslaved to SpinMedia, which was fucking horrible. They spent like Bernie Sanders not using other people’s money. Now I’m in deep to the guys who own Mr. Skin. Which is superior because they trade in tits. I don’t know what’s going on with the dollar or the yen, but the tit has appreciated every year since forever. Ask Kate Upton how much they’re currently worth.

Each Friday we’ll be tuning you into the Mr. Skin Minute, the sixty second roundup of the best skin on the big and small screen. Not so much the big screen anymore since Tipper Gore ruined everything. Maybe it was Nancy Reagan. Whoever killed R-rated movies and built cineplexes. If you happen to like celebrity tits and bare asses and the ladies who own them, you will want to get yourself a Mr. Skin Membership. Don’t be a child. You pay. It’s a very nice service. I’m now a member because I need more secrets from future girlfriends. All my secrets suck.

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