Ariel Winter Tries On Bikinis

Ariel Winter had a breast reduction operation because plastic surgeons in Beverly Hills were begging to try it once in their lifetime. The eighteen year old TV actress sucked out a bushel of tit meat from each side a few months ago because she was tired of the incessant attention paid to her enormous jugs. Now she’s begging people to look at her smaller tits. There’s a lesson in there somewhere for the kids. I blame this on young adult fiction. Every story is about an immortal who gives up their super powers to become regular. For love. When Superman can no longer fly, he just walks really fast. It looks stupid. Ask the doctors if they saved the contents of the vacuum. Go back. Signed, your future earnings.

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