Getting a tattoo isn’t a story. Getting a tattoo while showing off your tits and making fuck faces at eighteen, that’s a story. This chick may be the absolute perfect digital age star. Have you heard what she has to say about the Presidential election? That’s right. Nothing. She says nothing about nothing except gentle humble brags about her endless flow of low cut Spandex photos. Do my tits look too big in this tank top? Drat. I wish I had a nicer ass. Here’s ten close-ups of my rectum in a thong. Polyp free colon. That’s hot. Fuck ISIS for hating on this version of how the world works. The Great Satan pulls good pussy.
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