Ben Affleck Forehead Rising

The Batman no one wanted, in the movie with the dumbest premise, gave the surprise no one asked for. Affleck, who is starring in the upcoming Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, unexpectedly popped out of the Batmobile for tourists cruising Warner Bros because the lines at Universal Studios were huge. Even studio visitors in fanny packs and Tevas with socks feel bad for Affleck’s hairline. But still, some of them couldn’t mask their disinterest. When one fan said he liked Superman better, Affleck responded:

“Superman doesn’t even have a cool car to put you in. I’ve got like eight of these cars.”

The premise that Batman battles Superman squarely doesn’t sit well with nerds or physicists. Batman couldn’t even get away with fucking his nanny without being busted. What chance does he stand against the son of Jor El and one amazing looking British dude with a full set of locks? Not shown are the five people who suffered heart attacks. Middle American arteries don’t like surprises.

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