Charlie Sheen requested a judge reduce his $55K a month child support payments to his two kids by ex-wife Denise Richards. Sheen noted that he no longer had his fat sitcom paychecks coming in and thanks to Martin Shkreli his viral suppressants were really fucking expensive. A couple weeks ago Sheen filed the same claim for reducing child support with Brooke Mueller, who bore him two crack twins. $660,000 a year seems like a rugged bit of child support. The girls need their nannies and ponies and cold pressed juice, but maybe you swap out the ski trips to St. Moritz and consider Tahoe. You escaped The AIDS. Call it a day and ask Charlie to foot the Build-A-Bear birthday party tabs. Treat every day like it’s his last. It likely is.
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