There’s this new thing where famous pregnant chicks are dressing sexy. It’s spreading rapdily among the reality TV and social media model set. Chrissy Teigen and Audrina Patridge hold in common that fact that tons of men want to fuck them in the backs of conversion vans and nobody knows what they do for a real paycheck. Are you highlighting your gestating belly to honor Gaia or do you want me to finish there? I’m going to have to keep a straight face when I meet that grown up kid someday. I’ve seen pregnancy porn. It’s got less views than the bestiality videos. Take that as a sign. You’re trying to hard. It’s making baby nervous.
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