Chumlee Keeps an Interesting House

Pawn Stars overachiever Chumlee had his home raided by cops because cops love to raid homes. A woman filed a sexual assault complaint against Chumlee so the police got a search warrant for everything Chumlee ever owned or touched or looked at. They force Chumlee to open his multiple safes because he’s a Pawn Shop guy and everybody knows that’s where the good stuff is. They found weed and guns and drugs. There was also a room with a stripper pole set up for dancers with cocaine residue and dollar bills. So, exactly what you would expect if you had just guessed without a raid. They could’ve just charged him with being a 33-year old fat dude who works at a pawn shop in Vegas and goes by Chumlee. Drug and gun charges were filed against Chumlee. Nothing was said about the sexual assault claim because everybody already had forgotten that was the bogus excuse used by law enforcement to get a warrant to grab the guns and drugs. I have found a place in my heart to feel sorry for Chumlee. I hate you for that Las Vegas Metro.

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