If you’re not watching the Hulk Hogan sex tape trial you’re missing some solid courtroom drama. The Hulkster under his real name nobody cares about is suing smarmy media site Gawker for $100 million clams for running excerpts of that one time he might’ve fucked Florida radio DJ Bubba the Love Sponge’s wife and Bubba secretly filmed it. Gawker also published a bunch of derogatory comments along with the leaked sex tape. Some attorney obtained a bunch of inter-office emails about how much the guys at Gawker loved taking down Hogan. That will be called ill-intent by an attorney.
Anyone who’s seen Hulk’s sex tape intuitively understand they are the only victims. That would include the jurors. This is one of those cases so disturbing that they almost always get settled well before trial with nobody admitting guilt. Or wanting to remember boning Bubba’s wife. This one’s going the distance. Hulk’s not likely to win because he let his gross friend talk him into fucking his gross wife which will instinctively cause jurors to not want to give him a win. This is Florida. He should’ve invited the Gawker guys over and shot them on his front lawn. Life was easier when vendettas were settled in the ring. Piper’s Pit, you are missed.
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