James Franco Climbing on the Backs of Gay

James Franco’s gay baiting reached a new plateau with the release of his book of poetry, Straight James/Gay James. Franco has had a nice run in the film business by serving up a whole mess of “I might be gay” pretense for the important men for whom that is a dream worth pulling some favors. Occasionally you’ll see a bitter essay from a gay activist begging Franco to quit it with the homosexual enticements but Franco’s hit the motherlode of sweet spots in pansexuality zeitgeist. In his new book of poems, Franco includes an interview where Straight James interviews Gay James.

Let’s get substantial: are you fucking gay or what?

If you care for the answer you’ll need to buy the book. Flip quickly past the poem ‘How badly do I love cock or do I?”. Presidential candidates pander less than James Franco. Hollywood is Iowa and bi-curious is his ethanol subsidy. Here’s a gay test. You fucked Miley Cyrus. You’re not gay, just super opportunistic.

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