Johnny Manziel Pink Slipped

The Cleveland Browns released Johnny Manziel after carefully considering the impact of their franchise making a good decision. Manziel was released because he was an immature out-of-control drunk who used his status as a highly touted prospect to fuck tons of women and punch a couple on the backend of benders. Manziel was considered a highly polarizing figure prior to the draft, which meant that not a single team wanted him save for a franchise that gone to the playoffs once in the past twenty-two seasons. Manziel was given every opportunity to show up to work on time and without having injured himself falling down flights of stairs at Vegas strip clubs. He simply couldn’t reach the bar. Take a decade off and comeback as a Canadian Football transfer with a thick mustache known as Roger Bick. Fans have short memories. Remember Johnny Football? No. Wait, I think I still have his mug shot.

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