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March 24, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
This is the chick we want fighting ISIS. She won the first ever U.S. Olympic gold medal in judo coming off a torn MCL. Her kiddy judo coach sexually abused her. He’s missing now. Look at that mug. By the time she drops the smile, your spine is already severed. Gay Barry Diller’s cloning guy in Korea can whip up a couple hundred Kayla Harrisons by next Tuesday. Belgium thought free smokes and government hummus would keep the Muslim jihadists content in their Fanta soda clubhouses. We drop judo chop chop in her sports bra in a swarm pattern around the more radical mosques just to let them know we’re watching. Chuck Norris is no longer available. Why is Ibrahim looking a little hefty under that Members Only jacket? Take down! America, fuck yeah.
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