Kelly Clarkson Wasn’t Fond of Dr. Luke

Kelly Clarkson has joined the parade of women to publicly attack music producer, Dr. Luke. Unlike other recent detractors, Clarkson has worked with the controversial music producer. According to Clarkson, Dr. Luke is a dick. No shit. He’s a Hollywood music producer. Quick, name the nicest one you know. Yep, he’s in prison for running over children. His own. They liked Kraftwek. That’s their fault.

After calling Dr. Luke out for being a prick and not even a real doctor, Clarkson suddenly remembered that he produced her hit, Since U Been Gone. She qualified her statement, conceding that Dr. Luke is very good at what he does. This is only news because of the Kesha case, despite the fact it has no bearing on the case whatsoever. The media loves to meddle with justice and capitalize on women’s pretend solidarity.

You don’t have to love your dentist. He drills holes in your body and you’d punch him in the nuts super fucking hard if you didn’t fully accept that the net result was positive. Also, copious amounts of drugs. Get back on them, Kesha. Your parents and friends will never tell you this but you were more likable when you were high. Your noes sounded more like yeses.

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