Kris Jenner Struggles

There can’t be anything more tortured than Kris Jenner talking to Ellen about Bruce Jenner turning into Caitlyn Jenner and dating men. Bruce Jenner has gone to more extreme lengths to cover up the fact that he loved the man cock than any other male born on this planet. So in denial about being an athlete stud who wanted to be in a dress taking it up the dumper, he turned himself into a woman so that he could explain away his desire to be with men as heterosexual behavior. Watching Kris Jenner on Xanax explain away the obvious humiliation of a secretly gay husband is some level of satisfaction.

I think I really want her to be happy.

You wish Bruce had been the one killed in the car crash so you could’ve milked six high ratings episodes out of his death and let him go to his grave as the male American hero husband. Instead you injected more shit into your face and found a young black guy beard to make everybody believe you’re sexually desirable. Ellen comes out the most reasonable person in this equation. You’ve lost.