Kristin Cavallari Milks Herself

Kristin Cavallari is constantly talking about being a mom, She helps other moms, sells books about momming, and informs Jay Cutler as he’s moving the last of his stuff out of her place that he just made her into a mom and he’s not going anywhere. Women have been producing babies for what seems like forever now, but only recently has the innate act risen to the level of mystical revelation. Just look at Cavallari vacuum pumping her tits at the job she doesn’t really have to nourish her child currently in the care of a Guatemalan caretaker lighting Santeria death candles to Trump. Cavallari actually feeds a small human with that thing. The moms in war torn Syria running with babies and belongings ahead of mortar fire have nothing on her. Posers in store brand diapers. Imelda, bring me the one that doesn’t have a runny nose. Let’s make this next shot look super real.

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