Kunta Kesha

Kesha and her lawyer are arguing that the judge’s ruling to work with a producer not Dr. Luke but still under her contract at Sony is tantamount to keeping her in bondage. And not the good kind where Polish dudes crap on her face and leave twenties.

“Although [the court] recognized that ‘slavery was done away with a long time ago’ and that ‘you can’t force someone to work…in a situation in which they don’t want to work,’ the court’s ruling requiring Kesha to work for [Dr. Luke’s] companies…does just that.”

You know, slavery. Where you have little to no musical talent and somebody gives you a few million to be a musician. I don’t remember Chicken George getting a similar deal. Maybe Dr. Luke raped her, maybe he didn’t. That’s why we have due process. Check your Constitution. And Vassar conferences for the ever expanding definition of rape. Your Underground Railroad is a subway station with you singing Tik Tok a cappella and begging for spare change. Actually, Dr. Luke owns Tik Tok. Consider a Southern hymnal. 

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