Lauren Ashley Stocking Up

You don’t remember this chick, Lauren Ashley. I do. Back five or six years ago she gave herself the title of Miss Beverly Hills and competed in the Miss California pageant. Beverly Hills got pissed because there’s no such thing as Miss Beverly Hills, she lived in Pasadena and because she kept spouting shit about how gays were going to die in hellfire and brimstone. It’s unclear if she held Leviticus dear or was just riding the Carrie Prejean anti-gay tide at the time. Those were heady days of yore when gay marriage was still 50-50. I remember her in less girdles. Tell me again how the Girl Scout cookies are for the whole office.

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