Miley Cyrus Topless Before Ditching America

Miley Cyrus went looking for more outfits to give old men erections at the store before preparing to leave the country if Donald Trump is elected President. Because people have short memories they don’t recall that every four years celebrities threaten to leave the United States if the Republican candidate is elected President. They never leave. This year many have upped the ante by tacking on phrases like “I’m serious” and “I mean what I say” and “I’ve already bought my plane ticket”. Miley Cyrus broke even harder while viewing the Super Tuesday election results:

[I’m] scared and sad….[My] heart is broken into a 100000 pieces…[I] may vomit. Honestly fuck this shit I am moving if this is my president! I don’t say things I don’t mean!

While it’s true that Cyrus is more of a doer than a talker than most of her peers, she’s still not leaving. Even if just to visit her large gobs of money stored offshore away from U.S. taxes. Everybody’s a patriot in their own mind. Your nipples say you’re lying.

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