Old Rich People Cloning Shit

Fashion mogul Diane Von Furstenberg and her even richer gay husband Barry Diller had their Jack Russell terrier cloned. This wasn’t a deathbed save. They just loved their dog so much they wanted two more of the exact same. It’s the kind of thing that comes up with childless couples at their pot luck dinners where they talk about the awesomeness of total freedom. The cloning was performed in Korea where they have been cloning deceased canines for sniffling rich Korean women for a few years now.

Idle rich people have always found inane shit to fill their days. Like golf and antique collecting and writing checks to the Clintons. Now they’ve unlocked the secrets of multiplicity. Won’t it be great when troubled son Thad who killed himself snorting and driving in his Beemer re-emerges suddenly? How about six Thads? Build your doomsday bunker. This is the Cloverfield monster.

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