Paris Jackson Is Kinda Hot

I’d bet heavy on the fact that Paris Jackson carries no Michael Jackson blood in her body. The magazine world is aghast that she’s changed her hair from brunette to orange to blond in the course of one week. It is less complicated to explain than trade deficits with China. When you don’t sing or dance or molest young boys in the llama barn, there’s a lot less fertile ground to cover. She smoked a cigarette and it made front page for several days. I’m going to pre-pity this chick because she doesn’t seem to give a shit about money or fame and it’s being foisted upon her. Like a reverse Kardashian. When she turns eighteen next month we can officially discuss her ladylike body. Until then, wake me if her hair catches on fire.

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