Selena Gomez looks like she got drunk with her middle school friends and stole her mom’s clothes for dress up. If her mom worked the hustle in Topeka. I pictured what her tits look like then instinctively reported myself to the police. I was the nineteenth caller with the same issue. There’s only one way to experience a hairless woman in Paris. The Germans are always just over the ridge. Be quick about it, Jean Claude.
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