Taylor Swift in A Bikini

March 16, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Taylor Swift continues her long distance relationship with Calvin Harris, the electronic music DJ from England that makes some obscene amount of money with his iPod and Garage Band. Swift is keeping up the pretense she has a womanly figure and digs men. I’m game if she is. Having a British boyfriend you only see once a month is super convenient hetero-normative cover for the gossip rags. Teen girls don’t get why you prefer cats and herbal tea with gal pals to kissing handsome house DJs. Keep focused on the day you can sauna with your besties again. The penis has a flight back to London in the morning.

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